June 2012
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dancingswallow replied to your photoset: Me and Linda Belcher bein’ soul sisters.
ugh I am SUCH a tina (no I’m really a Dina)
SO true.
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Both the roommates are out, so I’m dancing...
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Somebody could walk into this room And say your...
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can we talk about how amazing a toasted bagel with...
CAN WE??
The number of days that I’ve said “All I’ve had to eat today was a bagel” is so many days.
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My iPod was dead this morning
so I grabbed my old iPod from high school that I found during my move and had plugged in yesterday to see if it still worked. Well it does, which is great, but the amount of Sugar Ray on it is frankly quite alarming.
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Finally cleaning out my OKCupid inbox.
Me: Puuuuuppppppppyyyyyyyy!
Kevin: *a look*
Me: Should I date a guy for his dog?
Kevin: Yes. I see no problem with that.
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taggedzerofucks replied to your post: Just sent a text, hyperventilated, and threw my phone across the bed.
Just sent a text, hyperventilated, and threw my...
Dating sure is fun.
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Sex Advice from John Mulaney →
dickpicoftheartist:
What’s the best way to seduce John Mulaney at a bar? Walk up, look me dead in the eyes, and say “You’ll do.”
As long as we’re on aesthetic issues, when it comes to nether-region grooming: trim, shave, or wax?
Everyone should wax all of their body hair and have sex like seals. And when I say seals, it’s important to note that I mean the large, walrus-like things...
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drinkyourjuice:
Sun Kil Moon — Neverending Math...
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