May 2013
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Mmm, he’s good bad, but he’s not evil.
– The Shangri-Las, but also me when rationalizing my ever-lust for a bad boy
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Last season, Roger on LSD. This season, Don on...
And let us not forget Season 4’s Midge “I know it’s bad for me but it’s heroin, Don” Daniels.
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It’s a story about love. And all stories about love begin with a certain...
– Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad About My Neck (“Moving On”)
True→
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I did an Internet search for quotes about life, and what it’s like, and I found...
– Scott Cheshire, ”Buoyant and Blue: On Jessica Soffer’s Tomorrow There Will Be Apricots“ (via millionsmillions)
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Re: Playlists
I’ve researched this thoroughly, and if your playlist doesn’t have at least one Paul Simon song, I’m probably not interested. At the very least, I will start to really mistrust your decision making skills, because why wouldn’t you?
Maylist Playlist →
A playlist for any of the following:
sloppy puns and rhymes and language fun
iced lattes
truffle grilled cheese with brie and asparagus (I know)
bike rides over bridges, up and down avenues, and hell, anywhere else
moving in with a boy and (you hope) never moving out
red toenails
using more semicolons
mild soul searching (nothing serious though - 10 minutes a day MAXIMUM)
But those are...
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Sometimes
- certainly not every time - but sometimes, when you’re fighting that particular migraine you get when you’ve been doggedly searching craigslist all day for apartments in between bursts of productivity at work, and keep seeing the same 3 listings dispersed over 50+ ads, only the address keeps mysteriously changing in every ad, and when you call the realtor on your lunch break to get...
She was feeling the pressure of the world outside, and she wanted to see him and...
– The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
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April 2013
57 posts
Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds...
– Magnetism (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
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In the library I felt better, words you could trust and look at till you...
– Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (Jeanette Winterson)
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Sierra DeMulder: MANTRA TO OVERCOME DEPRESSION →
sierrademulder:
Vitamin D. Sunlight. Go outside. Get a good night of sleep. Not too good. Not shades drawn forever good. Not like you used to. Open the windows. Buy more houseplants. Breathe. Meditate. (One day, you will no longer be afraid of being alone with your thoughts.) Exercise. Actually exercise instead of just googling it. Eat well. Cook for yourself. Organize your closet, the...
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Rob Delaney: For real: You’re THRILLED that Baz... →
bohemea:
robdelaney:
For real: You’re THRILLED that Baz Luhrmann is adapting The Great Gatsby and you’re DOUBLE THRILLED he’s doing it in 3D, or you’re an idiot. I am so absolutely not joking. It’s not the best book ever and he’s not the best director ever but that book and that director could NOT be a better more appropriate pair. And 3D, which is shit and garbage and ridiculous normally,...
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I think of you
and the continents brilliant and arid
and the slender heart you...
– Frank O’Hara, Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think (via insipidexpectations)
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humorland:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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This is the story of my great triumph.
As you may recall, I was recently given a bike, but I haven’t really put any riding time in yet because even after I got it back (with new brakes/gears/theworks) from the bike shop last week, I’ve been too scared. I grew up in the country, so riding in traffic is something I’ve never done before, and it is terrifying. My first big ride that wasn’t just doodling around the...
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Men in sleep aren’t boys, but aren’t
exactly men, either— they...
– From “The Merchant of the Picaresque,” a poem in Fair Copy by Rebecca Hazelton, reviewed at The Rumpus by Tory Adkisson. (via therumpus)
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brinkwomanship:
kitten-grave:
all I want 2 wear is crop tops but at the same time I don’t feel like the gross men outside deserve 2 see my perf lil bod so I think I will wear a crop top and stay inside
the best
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The Average Fourth Grader Is A Better Poet Than... →
mykicks:
chels:
wnyc:
Here are some lines written by students in grades 3rd-6th:
———————————— [Writing about a family member’s recent death]
The life of my heart is crimson.
My brother went down to the river and put dirt on.
Away went a dull winter wind that rocked harshly, and bent you said, ‘Father, father’.
————————————— [writing about a terminal illness]
I am feeling burdened...
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Do you feel upset about something? Well why aren’t you feeling upset about...
– the internet (via thenewhotness)
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Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...
– Anneli Rufus (via wordsthat-speak)
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Serendipity Calling, or Right Place Right Time
I’ve been scowling since my alarm went off this morning, for both legitimate and not-so-legitimate reasons (an example of the latter being, to give you some perspective, saying to Frank that I would get breakfast on the way to work so that he could stay in bed with me, and then getting upset that he got up and made me breakfast and brought it to me in bed - I am actually the worst). That said, I’m...
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edgarsucks:
Just got really excited about my “A Netflix for books!” business model before realizing I’d invented the library.